Showing posts with label Funny Rayna stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Rayna stories. Show all posts

Friday, January 12, 2007

Raynaisims 4 2day

Rayna has been using my red, fuzzy blanket today. I told her to give it back becuz I wanted to use it. She started whining and said, "NO! I need it!!! I'm hot like a dead aminal" she wailed pitifully. I asked if she was hot like a dead aminal then why did she need my blanket. She changed her tune real fast when she realized what she had said. She decided that she'd be cold like a frozen ice cube instead.

We were having a play-fight earlier and Rayna wanted to be on my side. She said, "I'm a GOOD guy don't hurt me!!!" But Rayna, I said, "I'm a bad guy." "I meant to say I was a bad guy too. I get all mixmatched up sometimes"

Friday, December 22, 2006

Can I have a bite to drink?????

Today we went out to get ink cartridges for Mom. We stopped off at Caseys and got a drink an pizza. I got a coke and so did Mom.

A little ways down the road Rayna says, "Can I have some drink?" I hand it to her and she says, "I'll just keep it back here. If you want some just say, 'Rayna, can I have a bite to drink?' OK?" I asked, "a BITE to drink, Rayna?????" Rayna says, "YEAH!!! A bite!"

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Rayna

Yesterday, Rayna was helping Mom make lunch. Mom was having quesidillas and Rayna and I were having a Hambrger stroganoff thing. Mom cooked her quesidillas in the oven and that was when Rayna asked to help. Mom said to get out a cookie sheet and give it to her. Rayna asked, "Where is a cookie shield, Mommy?" Mom told her where it was and so she brought it out and said, "Yay! I found the cookie shield!"
I had been doing my math in here and that cracked me up how she used "cookie shield" instead of saying "cookie sheet".

Last night we went to AWANA and Rayna didn't want to go to her cubbie class and her complaing was, "I'm hot, like a dead animal." she said this with all seriousness and Mom asked, "Hot like a WHAT??????" Rayna then repeated that she was hot like a dead animal! That line really cracked me up! After her complaining she complained a little more by throwing her hand up to her head and saying in an exasperated tone, "You guys wear me all out." We all cracked up over that because she is the one that always wears US all out!

After she had decided to go to cubbies she was telling Dad about her, "12 Dancing Princesess" Barbie movie and she was just saying, "And the queen POIVONED the King!!!!" and then just went on telling about the rest of her Barbie movies! That "poivoned" is actually "poisoned". She has said it like that for forever.

I gotta go.

~Darcy

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Wondering

Ok. I am wondering how you put music on your blog and if any of you computer whizzes out there (hint, hint UNCLE ERIC!!!) know how would you PLEASE comment and share that wonderful little bit of in4mation with me????? Prettypleasewithacherryontop!!???


I got the new Rhonda Vincent Christmas Cd a couple of days ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Daddy bought it for me and I am SOOOOO happy!!! In fact, I am listening to it as I write this post!!!


I just finished my science stuff and it was BORING. <]:


We watched the dogs this morning and it was soooo funny!!! Mom gave Shanachie a loaf of really hard bread that had been sitting in the fridge for like, um, FOREVER!!!! Shanachie grabbed it and started off to bury it but, little Rivendell followed and Shanachie just couldn't resist waving it past Rivvie's nose and making her all jealous! Shanachie went this way and that way and back this way too!
I went out and called to Rivvie so I could give her and Gloria some dog bones and she came runnin' like a monster was chasing her!!!! I found out where Shanachie buried her bone!!!!! She hid it at the end of the rock wall and was guarding it as Rivvie came closer.



I can't wait to go to TX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to do LOTS of stuff!!!! Grandma and Grandpa M. get up REALLY early! Grandpa gets up at 5:30 to 6:00 AM!!!!!!!! I am SOOOO not good at getting up that early. Thankfully I CAN sleep in if I want to! I like to have my beauty sleep. Yea-Yea gets up at 6:30am I think. I can get up that early but NOT at 5:30am.


Today it's kinda foggy but, it's clearing up some and a little sunshine is coming through!!!!

I found this poem in my book and I REALLY like this one.
The Squirrel


Whisky, frisky,
Hippity, hop,
Up he goes
To the tree top!


Whirly, twirly
Round and round,
Down he scampers
To the ground


Furly, curly
What a tail!
Tall as a feather,
Broad as a sail!


Where's his supper?
In the shell
Snappity, crackity
Out it fell!


Author unknown

I put this poem on my old blog but, I really like it and so here it is again!

Rayna just said, "Mom, I think I need to get off sugar." She says as she is back there eating peanut M&M's "I'm too FAT! I want to go on a diet." HA! Rayna is the slimmest little thing you've ever seen!! I like listening to her mispronunciations! Rayna also said, "It's not FROGGY any more Mommy!"

I just got done eating at Arby's and Mom is having a veggie delight. But, they put it on wheat bread instead of white bread and she is inside right now spitting nails (I'm sure) trying to get white bread. She just came out saying "Whoohoohoohoo! I got white bread!" I say she's kind a um, uh, shhhh, PICKY!!!


Gotta go!

~Darcy

Friday, November 03, 2006

Fixing Supper with Rayna

Last night I fixed spaghetti and meatsauce for supper. Rayna insisted on helping so I let her stir the meat some. She then told me to call her when it comes time to put in the noodles. She of course came back before it was time and wanted to lick the tomato sauce cans clean. I went ahead and let her do it and she had a very red face before she was done!

I said to her, "All this stuff is BLOOD! It makes the meat all nice and blood red!!! Their factories make this stuff a lot in Halloween" Rayna gasped and looked kinda shocked and stared at me as though I was a murderer or something!

Then Mom went and spoiled it all by saying, "She's lying Rayna! It's not blood it's tomato sauce!!!" Rayna looked happier after that.

As we were eating Mom said, "Thank you for fixing the spaghetti tonight Darcy!" Rayna indignantly exclaimed, "I did MOST of it Mom!" When we started laughing she turned her head and stuck up her nose and glared at us as if we were all total jerks!!!!!!! I said that she spent most of her time on licking the tomato sauce cans. She nodded her head and looked very proud of herself!

TTFN

~Darcy

Thursday, November 02, 2006

TEXAS, HERE I COME!!!!

I'M GOING TO TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We just had a phone call from Grandma M. and I am going to her house the 11th and will stay for 10 days!!!!!!!!!!! I've gone down for the last 3 (I think) years in the summer. I have always gotten to swim but, it's too cold to swim this time. She told me to think up things to do and I really want to go shopping and do other fun stuff too!!!! When they bring me back home they said that they'll stay for Thanksgiving!!!!! I hope that I'll get to go back in the SUMMER next year so that I can swim! I don't mind it in the fall, but summer is more fun. I have been waiting for her to call for a long time and I finally know the final date!!!!!!!!!!! I will be doing another travelthingee so you can hear about my trip!

Okay, NOW I'll tell you about the rest of my day now.

This morning I got up when Daddy got up (at 6:00am) so I could get my schoolwork done so we could go to Target and so we could go wirelessing too. I got it all done by 10:00 this morning and then Rayna and I watched "Zapped". Gloria watched the movie with us and she fell asleep during the movie!
As we got ready to leave Rayna was having her hair done and I was teasing her about something or other and Mom said "Stop that Darcy!"
Rayna said, "Yeah! LISTEN to your mother Darcy!" I teased her when she was poking me and I said, "LISTEN to your mother Rayna!!!!" She glared at me and exhaled loudly. If looks could kill I'd be dead right now!

We just got back from New China House and found out that Rayna doesn't like Crab rangoons. She said, "I don't like Jayhoorns Mommy!" I was laughing behind my menu as she said that!

TTFN

~Darcy

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

The Halloween Spirit (late)

I just overheard Rayna giving Doug a science lesson about bones.

She said, "If someone KILLS you and pulls off your skin then there's your bones!!!"
She said this with an apparent GLEE to know about bones!

Monday, October 23, 2006

Dancing Rayna

When we went to the Titanic museum they had these two mirrors facing each other to try to make it look like a REALLY long hallway. We had gone into the room next to the "hallway" and Rayna had stayed in the "hallway" and she was dancing in front of the mirror and humming the tune that was playing overhead! She was swaying from side to side and holding up the sides of her pants like it was a skirt! And talking like there were people around her and she said, " OH yes I'm doing FINE!" she had said this very quietly but, loud enough we could hear her! She was also kinda doin' a curtsy thingee and then came back in the room we were in. Dad, Mom, and I were almost BURSTING out laughing at what we saw.

I gotta scram. See ya! Well, actually, I proabably won't see ya but, anyhow you know what I mean.

~Darcy

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Coacoa Dot

Rayna is watching "Disney Playhouse" Mickey is having a suprise party for Minnie and Goofy is the lookout for Minnie when she comes. Goofy has a code word that he says for when Minnie comes that's polka dot and when Rayna says it it comes out coacoa dot instead!

Gotta go

darcy

Friday, October 13, 2006

Rayna

Rayna is so funny!
Mom was leaving on a errand and Rayna told Aunt Jan that Mom was going on a "Adam" instead of an errand!

Rayna is getting too big for her little bike and she brought over Doug's bike and his scooter. She just can't use her own stuff. She has to use Doug's stuff instead!

This morning she was writing on the newspaper and telling Grandpa to read her "words" that she wrote and so dutifully, Grandpa read them out loud for her and after each time he read a word she would yell, "WOO-HOO! YAHOO! You did it!! Yay!!! You can read!" And, when Grandpa would write a word he would tell her to read it and she would say, "I can't read! YOU read it!"

Rayna is watching "The Little Mermaid" for the 5th time on the little DVD player. She also brought "The Duke" a movie about a dog who becomes a duke and inherits the family jewels and rules the City of Dingwall. It's a very good movie. I really like it a lot!

I'll write some more a little later.
~Darcy